Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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