Having a random hookup so left but love u
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
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