My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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