Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
