***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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