I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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