So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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