So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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