You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
send nudes
from the living room?
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
