...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Screwed.edu
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
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