There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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