And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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