so that wasnt chicken after all
i just google imaged poop.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Randomize
