We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I love having hate sex.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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