I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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