How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
i love accidental penises.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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