So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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