She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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