wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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