I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
She said her name was "party"
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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