There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Don't tell me you're on acid again
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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