I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
They are going to name an STD after you.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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