I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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