I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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