Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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