physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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