so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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