Sorry, I don't speak sober.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
