Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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