My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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