Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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