I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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