me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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