To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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