try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
people are starting to question the shark bite story
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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