Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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