So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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