just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My vagina is very pro this idea
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
