Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
party gras won. party gras always wins.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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