Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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