What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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