i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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