Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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