question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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