Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
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