R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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