i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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