tell your sister to shave her snatch
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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