Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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