You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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