Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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