this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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