He is such a slut. More and more my type.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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