i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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