Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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