i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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