Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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