She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
organizing the empties. That sober.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize