these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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