yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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